So ,I broke up with my looooooong time girlfriend a week ago today. 6years!!!!- it went pretty well as a matter of fact-insults, accusations, tears, hugs and all!
Told her that we need rediscover our individuality, reconnect with ourselves and redefine who we truly are or something to that effect...twas a lie- a carefully constructed, well rehearsed and alliterated lie, but undoubtedly a more than necessary one...there was just no way I could tell her that we're breaking up because well, I'm more gay than straight...doesn't sound logical even now as I think it. Plus, and more importantly I just couldn't put her through that kind of heartache- not her gentle heart, no not her!...she'd probably think that SHE turned me gay and blame herself for it! I just couldn't have that.
Well anyway, we decided to remain friends- a concept which I, at that moment, was more than ecstatic about. I even let my silly little mind wander like 3 years into the future and I saw how super-cool It'd be when she'd know Im gay but still be my bestfriend... In retrospect, I now utterly rue it !
See,the thing is, we met this past Sunday (friends do things like that) and she asked if we could do it i.e engage in coitus/copulate one more time (note: we haven't done it since the awakening began)... perhaps this is why she was so amicable about the break up...anyway I digress!... as I was saying, being the absolute punk that I am, I sed Yes! Can you blame me though? How in the name of zeus' buttocks- yes, they have a name!- could I say no to a 4 night all expense paid trip to the mara?????????
I've just finished packing and now I'm trying to strategize this whole thing... I've bought gallons of alcohol and some viagra which I hope should do the trick!- the chemist sed that the adverse reactions are negligible...ish.
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Hmmm.. Am not sure it was a great idea to agree to do it again.
ReplyDeleteI once was with a woman..( horror..yes its true) and when I could no longer do it..I had doubts and decided to try it one more time but my ticker was not ticking like it used to...I had to come out to hre.
I hope all goes well.. The Mara is great right about now
Hey Kye! Where am I going to get this template? Really nice.
ReplyDelete@Pater LOL! You are not allowed to say that. That is so wrong!!
@ Kye, when you break-up with someone, there is nothing like being friends, that is a lie! when you are done you are done, unless you are a lesbian, it is only lesbians who become friends with their exes'and nothing sexual happens
Tis a shame that we all must learn from the cruel mistress that IS personal experience!
ReplyDeleteHaute haiku: You were so right!
Gay Nairobi man: I should've learned from YOUR
experience
Pater Nostra:I Hope the details are juicy enough