Aint this a bitch!

Yup! 'Aint this a bitch' more than adequately describes my utter consternation at this whole thing. lemme explain:
2 weeks days ago, I was rather bored so i decided on watching this pretty poofy sitcom called 'As If', and true to form, it was as gay as well...-faggots.
All was cool till out of the fucking blue, there it was- an erection- right between my thighs!
Now, thing is, this wasn't your average stiff one.. this was one of those -bursting out of your pants, throbbing like it has its own heart, trouser ripping erections! And why was my otherwise tame member being so unruly? Well, because there was this gay dude on, and he was so dashed handsome that in 5 mins he single handedly tore down the walls of repression and denial that had taken me more than 10 friggin years to build!
Fuck that fictional gay bastard!..and now here I am, unable to deny it, unable to ignore it, stripped of my once phenomenal powers of repression, back to the beginning.
Here I am at my (homo) sexual awakening!